// Author:Brandon Checketts
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quoteArray[0]="\"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.\"  -Albert Einstein";
quoteArray[1]="\"OBEY DR. X!\"  -The Mysterious Dr. X"
quoteArray[2]="\"Dancing with a vase... Boy have I reached an all-time low...\"  -Edd of Ed, Edd, n Eddy"
quoteArray[3]="\"Time for bread!\"  -Brad Stone as Sirius Naderu as Ebenezer Scrooge (convoluted, ain't it?)"
quoteArray[4]="\"We need more people who specialize in the impossible.\"  -Unknown"
quoteArray[5]="\"It is not enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.\"  -Rene Descartes"
quoteArray[6]="\"I can afford things!\"  -Brad Stone" 
quoteArray[7]="\"Sweet blessed warmness of warm, warm underpants... EMBRACE ME!\"  -Andrew Harris"
quoteArray[8]="\"I might as well be hyper as long as I'm still around; 'cuz I'll have lots of time to be laid back when I'm six feet underground!\"  -\"Weird Al\" Yankovic"
quoteArray[9]="\"We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And the occasional axe murderer.\"  -Homer J. Simpson"
quoteArray[10]="\"You can shine no matter what you're made of!\"  -Bigweld"
quoteArray[11]="\"Don't floss your teeth with chainsaws.\"  -\"Weird Al\" Yankovic"
quoteArray[12]="\"Too much juuuunk in the TRUUUUNK!!!\" -Andrew Harris as Evil  Butler James"
quoteArray[13]="\"People only see what they are prepared to see.\" -Ralph Waldo Emerson"
quoteArray[14]="\"He understood now, finally, that he was a bit of a dullard at doing this trick, but it was the only one he knew, and if he always ended up doing it ineptly, he at least never failed to do it with love.\" -Excerpt from Misery by Stephen King"
quoteArray[15]="\"Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.\"  -George Bernard Shaw"
quoteArray[16]="\"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.\"  -Edmund Burke"
quoteArray[17]="\"To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe.\"  -Anatole France"
quoteArray[18]="\"Quickly, James! Fetch me the BIG, VICTORY HAT!\" -Seth Garner as Evil King Stan"
quoteArray[19]="\"The world is your litter box!\"  -SpongeBob Squarepants"
quoteArray[20]="\"Mongo only pawn... in game of life...\"  -Mongo"
quoteArray[21]="\"It's good to be the king!\"  -Mel Brooks"
quoteArray[22]="\"You must be the change you wish to see in the world.\"  -Gandhi"
quoteArray[23]="\"That's why time sucks!\"  -Christine Zilinksi"
quoteArray[24]="\"Music triggers the imagination, imagination triggers creativity, creativity creates beauty.\"  -Sheril Tongas"
quoteArray[25]="\"Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.\"  -Mark Twain"
quoteArray[26]="\"I've long marveled at how far an effective advertising campaign can take something, and you never see more clear examples of that than when dealing with junk meant for kids.\"  -Matt Caracappa"
quoteArray[27]="\"I didn't know the wall was there! It jumped out in front of me!\"  -Heather Garner"
quoteArray[28]="\"Candy is dandy, but liqour is quicker.\"  -Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka"
quoteArray[29]="\"If I didn't know I was a genius, I wouldn't listen to the trash I write!\"  -Sergeant Floyd Pepper of the Muppet Show"
quoteArray[30]="\"I feel the need, the need for exponential velocity!\"  -The Brain of Pinky and the Brain"
quoteArray[31]="\"WAIT! I HAVE AN IDEA! ... no wait, no I don't. Nevermind.\"  -Richard Rokkaku"
quoteArray[32]="\"So... You're a... baby, huh? How's that working for you?\"  -Mr. Burns"
quoteArray[33]="\"People are just as happy as they make up their minds to be\"  -Abraham Lincoln"
quoteArray[34]="\"Holy cow! I've re-dorkulated!\"  -Professor Frink"
quoteArray[35]="\"Be it ever so decadent, there's no place like home.\" -Tom Lehrer"
quoteArray[36]="\"Now, now... You shouldn't play in the toilet!\"  -Freaky Fred"
quoteArray[37]="\"Get me my gouda!\"  -Nathan Lane as Ernie Smuntz"
quoteArray[38]="\"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.\" -Ford Prefect"
quoteArray[39]="\"I spent $60 on these cheese sticks and by god, I'm gonna' eat my money's worth!\"  -Bill Geierman"
quoteArray[40]="\"I'd rather be happy than right any day.\"  -Slartibartfast"
quoteArray[41]="\"I need weed!\"  -Billy Detschel"
quoteArray[42]="\"Those who do not remember the past are condemned to repeat it.\"  -George Santayana"
quoteArray[43]="\"Now remember, Brendan. Any idiot can score a goal in soccer. What you want to do is hurt anyone who gets in your way!\"  -Coach McGuirk"
quoteArray[44]="\"Bah diddly diddly cuddly op!\"  -Terry S. Taylor"
quoteArray[45]="\"This world is made of... Love and Peace!\"  -Vash the Stampede"
quoteArray[46]="\"Tsk, tsk! How can anyone let himself get so obese?\"  -Dr. Robotnik"
quoteArray[47]="\"If anyone needs me, I'll be in the Angry Dome!\"  -Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth"
quoteArray[48]="\"What? Me, worry?\"  -Alfred E. Neuman"
quoteArray[49]="\"The Lord is my light, and my salvation; whom shall I fear?\"  -Psalm 27"
quoteArray[50]="\"The next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you, will ya'?\"  -Groucho Marx"
quoteArray[51]="\"You've got the brain of a ten-year-old boy and I'll bet he was glad to get rid of it!\"  -Groucho Marx"
quoteArray[52]="\"It takes an idiot to do cool things. That's what makes it cool!\"  -Haruhara Haruko"
quoteArray[53]="\"Dropo, you're the laziest man on Mars!\"  -Kemar"
quoteArray[54]="\"Let them quiver at the catch phrase: 'Robotnik Returns!' Leave nothing living alive! Burn! Pillage! Terrorize! Jaywalk!\"  -Dr. Robotnik"
quoteArray[55]="\"People who sin say this, that they had to, to survive. People who sin say this, it's too late now to stop. The shadow called 'sin' dogs them steadily from behind silently, without a word. Remorse and agony are repeated only to end up at despare in the end. But the sinners just don't know that if they only turn around, there is a light there. A light that keeps on shining ever so lonely. A light that will never fade.\"  -Vash the Stampede"
quoteArray[56]="\"Hi-Keeba!\"  -Wendell Corey"
quoteArray[57]="\"To live like the hu-man!\"  -Ro-Man in Robot Monster"
quoteArray[58]="\"Yew und yar doughtor er deumed.\"  -Valeria in Robot Holocaust"
quoteArray[59]="\"Do not vorry! I von't hurt you!\"  -Bela Lugosi in The Corpse Vanishes"
quoteArray[60]="\"How convenient! Zis vill zimplify evrysing!\"  -Bela Lugosi in the Phantom Creeps"
quoteArray[61]="\"DEEEEP HURRRRTING!!!\"  -Dr. Clayton Forrester and TV's Frank"
quoteArray[62]="\"Gamera has a good heart!\"  -Kenny in Gamera"
quoteArray[63]="\"You can do magic things, can't you Trumpy?\"  -Tommy in Pod People"
quoteArray[64]="\"Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself.\"  -Harvey Fierstein"
quoteArray[65]="\"I'm going to TRANSFORM him, and unleash the savage instincts that lie hidden within... and then I'll be judged the benefactor. Mankind is on the verge of destroying itself. The only hope for the human race is to hurl it back into its primitive norm, to start all over again. What's one life compared to such a triumph?\"  -Dr. Alfred Brandon in I Was A Teenage Werewolf"
quoteArray[66]="\"The important thing is not to stop questioning.\"  -Albert Einstein"
quoteArray[67]="\"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.\"  -Robert Frost"
quoteArray[68]="\"Trumpy, you can do stupid things!\"  -Joel Robinson"
quoteArray[69]="\"HAW HAW HAW!\"  -Villain in any given Jack Chick comic"
quoteArray[70]="\"Knew your father, I did!\"  -Mr. B. Natural"
quoteArray[71]="\"Time for go to bed!\"  -Tor Johnson"
quoteArray[72]="\"I killed that fat barkeep!\" -Moonie"
quoteArray[73]="\"I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to be expected only from the strong.\"  -Leo Rosten"
quoteArray[74]="\"He tampered in God's domain.\"  -Classic line from Bride of the Monster"
quoteArray[75]="\"He who angers you conquers you.\"  -Elizabeth Kenny"
quoteArray[76]="\"Inu-Yasha is mine!\"  -Emily Leil"
quoteArray[77]="\"Keep your eye on the sammich!\"  -Tom Servo"
quoteArray[78]="\"If I order a Four-For-All pizza, do I get the Muppets with it? No? That is false advertising! I can get you sued for that!\"  -Matt as Peter Griffin. Don't ask."
quoteArray[79]="\"...partly...\"  -Matt as Peter Griffin"
quoteArray[80]="\"Dear Diary, I seem to be dead.\"  -Johnny C"
quoteArray[81]="\"I don't like myself much.\"  -Johnny C"
quoteArray[82]="\"You're not going insane, Arthur! You're going sane in a crazy world!\"  -The Tick"
quoteArray[83]="\"I dare because I care!\"  -The Tick"
quoteArray[84]="\"I have powers pinto beans can only dream of!\"  -Happy Noodle Boy"
quoteArray[85]="\"...\"  -Silent Bob"
quoteArray[86]="\"I am the Puppy-Master. I am the one who controls the puppies.\"  -Jhonen Vasquez"
quoteArray[87]="\"You really need a new word.\"  -Sickness"
quoteArray[88]="\"You're going to die anyway, it's a fact of life! So why not make it a point to die laughing?\"  -Spry Rokakku"
quoteArray[89]="\"People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes.\"  -Abigail Van Buren"
quoteArray[90]="\"I smell happiness.\"  -Captain Murphy"
quoteArray[91]="\"I can smell him. I can smell his arrogance.\" -Hastings Kilgore"
quoteArray[92]="\"Once I get a Nintendo DS and that game, I will be the Puppy-Master! And then Jhonen will rue the day he claimed that he was the Puppy-Master!\"  -Heather Garner"
quoteArray[93]="\"Krog toy with things Krog no understand.\"  -quote from Mad About U."
quoteArray[94]="\"With great power comes great responsibility.\"  -Uncle Ben"
quoteArray[95]="\"BAM! And then he was mucilage!\"  -Max"
quoteArray[96]="\"Hey, man! I think you're not nice! I'll never be your best friend!\"  -Max"
quoteArray[97]="\"The secret ingredient... is love... Dammit!\"  -Captain Murphy"
quoteArray[98]="\"It never hurts to help!\"  -Eek the Cat"
quoteArray[99]="\"Snootch to the Nootch!\"  -Jay"
quoteArray[100]="\"Kill them! Kill them until they are dead!\"  -Man Cervantes"
quoteArray[101]="\"If it seems that we are crazy, it is to bring glory to God...\"  -2 Corinthians 5:13"
quoteArray[102]="\"Le's git dis pahty stahted!!!\"  -Matt and/or Seth Garner as Toad"
quoteArray[103]="\"Let not your heart be troubled. You are trusting God, now trust in me.\"  -Jesus Christ"
quoteArray[104]="\"The Scriptures say, 'Worship only the Lord God. Obey only Him.'\"  -Jesus Christ"
quoteArray[105]="\"God's Kingdom is near! Turn from your sins and act on this glorious news!\"  -Jesus Christ"
quoteArray[106]="\"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear.\"  -Ambrose Redmoon"
quoteArray[107]="\"Happy are those who long to be just and good, for they shall be completely satisfied.\"  -Jesus Christ"
quoteArray[108]="\"Everybody's a mad scientist, and life is their lab. We're all trying to experiment to find a way to live, to solve problems, to fend off madness and chaos.\"  -David Croenenberg"
quoteArray[109]="\"When you are reviled and persecuted and lied about because you are my followers--wonderful! Be happy about it! Be very glad! For a tremendous reward awaits you up in Heaven. And remember, the ancient prophets were persecuted too.\"  -Jesus Christ"
quoteArray[110]="\"Don't hide your light! Let it shine for all... so that they will praise your heavenly Father.\"  -Jesus Christ"
quoteArray[111]="\"I'll show you what REAL evil is! At a fraction of retail price!\"  -Seth Garner as Dr. Robotnik"
quoteArray[112]="\"Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.\"  -Albert Einstein"
quoteArray[113]="\"He learned almost too late that man is a feeling creature... and because of it, the greatest in the universe. He learned too late for himself that men have to find their own way, to make their own mistakes. There can't be any gift of perfection from outside ourselves. And when men seek such perfection... they find only death... fire... loss... disillusionment... the end of everything that's gone forward. Men have always sought an end to the toil and misery, but it can't be given, it has to be achieved. There is hope, but it has to come from inside, from Man himself.\"  -Peter Graves waxes philosophical in It Conquered the World"
quoteArray[114]="\"Push the button, Frank.\"  -Dr. Clayton Forrester"
quoteArray[115]="\"The most wasted day of all is that during which we have not laughed.\"  -Sebastian R. N. Chamfort"
quoteArray[116]="\"Ask, and you shall be given what you ask for. Seek, and you will find. Knock, and the door will be opened... If only you will knock, the door will open.\"  -Jesus Christ"
quoteArray[117]="\"Chickenfoot, come back! You're not a monster! You're just stupid!\"  -Dib"
quoteArray[118]="\"Come and be my disciple.\"  -Jesus Christ"
quoteArray[119]="\"Sluggum!\"  -Heather Garner"
quoteArray[120]="\"It isn't your sacrifices and your gifts I want--I want you to be merciful. For I have come to urge sinners, not the self-righteous, back to God.\"  -Jesus Christ"
quoteArray[121]="\"A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination.\"  -Nelson Mandela"
quoteArray[122]="\"You are to go into all the world and preach the Good News to everyone, everywhere!\"  -Jesus Christ"
quoteArray[123]="\"Come to me and I will give you rest.\"  -Jesus Christ"
quoteArray[124]="\"A prophet is honored everywhere except in his own country, and among his own people!\"  -Jesus Christ"
quoteArray[125]="\"Let the little children come to me, and don't prevent them. For of such is the Kingdom of Heaven.\"  -Jesus Christ"
quoteArray[126]="\"With God, everything is possible!\"  -Jesus Christ"
quoteArray[127]="\"...be sure of this--that I am with you always, even to the end of the world.\"  -Jesus Christ"
quoteArray[128]="\"Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.\"  -Carl Sagan"
quoteArray[129]="\"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.\"  -Victor Borge"
quoteArray[130]="\"Well, back to my filthy evil, I suppose...\"  -Invader ZIM"
quoteArray[131]="\"I can fit a whole slice of cake in my mouth at once!\"  -Anita Wellrocke"
quoteArray[132]="\"Those who stand for nothing fall for anything.\"  -Alexander Hamilton"
quoteArray[133]="\"Nothing's more suspicious than frog's breath!\"  -Dr. Finklestein"
quoteArray[134]="\"I y'am what I y'am and that's all what I y'am!\"  -Popeye the Sailor"
quoteArray[135]="\"That's all I can stands 'cuz I can't stands no more!\"  -Popeye the Sailor"
quoteArray[136]="\"REAAUWWWRGH!!!\"  -Vector the Crocodile"
quoteArray[137]="\"Who's l33t, baby?\"  -Dr. Robotnik"
quoteArray[138]="\"Pazuzu, you ungrateful gargoyle! I put you through college, and THIS is how you repay me!?\"  -Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth"
quoteArray[139]="\"You son of a me!\"  -Mom of Futurama"
quoteArray[140]="\"Know ye now what it feels like to be dog gods!\"  -Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth"
quoteArray[141]="\"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.\"  -Albert Einstein"
quoteArray[142]="\"It's alive! ALIVE!!!\"  -Dr. Victor Von Frankenstein"
quoteArray[143]="\"I'm the god! I'M THE GOD!!!\"  -Dr. Clayton Forrester"
quoteArray[144]="\"It's clobberin' time!\"  -The Thing"
quoteArray[145]="\"That's the way the meatball bounces!\"  -Luigi Mario"
quoteArray[146]="\"I hate Illinois Naxis.\"  -Jake Blues"
quoteArray[147]="\"To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit.\"  -Stephen Hawking"
quoteArray[148]="\"IMPOOVE DER MIND!\"  -Nazi Soldier in a WWII Donald Duck cartoon"
quoteArray[149]="\"I'm gonna' MOON you!\"  -Moonie"
quoteArray[150]="\"Heyyyyyy...!\"  -Fonzie"
quoteArray[151]="\"Leesten to them! They are ze creetures of ze night!\"  -Bela Lugosi in Dracula"
quoteArray[152]="\"Take E=mc2 and reverse it!\"  -Professor Thorn"
quoteArray[153]="\"Tell him about the Twinkie...\"  -Winston in Ghostbusters"
quoteArray[154]="\"Time for this hog to fly.\"  -Stephen Hawking"
quoteArray[155]="\"EVIL ROX!!!\"  -Donna the Devil"
quoteArray[156]="\"I'M BAAAAAD!!!\"  -Dr. Bad"
quoteArray[157]="\"This ain't right!\"  -Dr. Bad"
quoteArray[158]="\"Leesten, you eediot...\"  -Ren Hoek"
quoteArray[159]="\"Sometimes I keep a sandwich in my holster!\"  -Chief Wiggum"
quoteArray[160]="\"I know, I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea. Then I'll put that flea in a box, and I'll put that box in another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives--AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!--I'll smash it with a hammer!!!\"  -Yzma"
quoteArray[161]="\"Hope is the thing with feathers, that perches in the soul, and sings the tune without the words and never stops at all.\"  -Emily Dickenson"
quoteArray[162]="\"Personally I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.\"  -Winston Churchill"
quoteArray[163]="\"Die, potty! Die!\"  -Dagget Beaver"
quoteArray[164]="\"Question the Majority!\"  -Matt"
quoteArray[165]="\"Oh no! Rob Zombie has become Zombie Rob!\"  -Dr. Bad"
quoteArray[166]="\"'D' is for  'Doobies.' That's good enough for me!\"  -Omar Simmons"
quoteArray[167]="\"I'll excuse you while you kiss the sky...\"  -Omar Simmons"
quoteArray[168]="\"Smashing good Easy Mac, Gossamer!\"  -Luciro Tievel III"
quoteArray[169]="\"If we all quit focusing on what's on the outside and focus on what's on the inside, we'd realize we're all the same... Or something like that...\"  -Vlad of Fulfillment of Destiny"
quoteArray[170]="\"Now just sit there an' look pretty so I can BLAST YER FACE OFF!!!\"  -Onubis of Shadows of Hope"
quoteArray[171]="\"No matter how lost you are, you're never beyond redemption\"  -Anubis of Shadows of Hope"
quoteArray[172]="\"Ever seen a nurse turn into a cyborg?\"  -Rod Zogrick"
quoteArray[173]="\"Yabba Dabba Doo!\"  -Fred Flintstone"
quoteArray[174]="\"I died doin' what I love!\"  -Sailor Bot from Futurama"
quoteArray[175]="\"Tingle! Tingle! Kooloo-Limpah!\"  -Tingle"
quoteArray[176]="\"Why in the world would anyone want to steal words like 'Tingle-Tingle Kooloo-Limpah'!?\"  -Seth Garner"
quoteArray[177]="\"Good Lord! He's impervious to bullets! And love!\"  -Lungfish in Psychonauts"
quoteArray[178]="\"You don't need a reason to help people.\"  -Zidane Tribal"
quoteArray[179]="\"We live not to forget our past, but to learn from it!\"  -Freya Crescent"
quoteArray[180]="\"I do what I want! You have problem?\"  -Quina Quen"
quoteArray[181]="\"There old saying in my tribe... 'Leftovers good!'\"  -Quina Quen"
quoteArray[182]="\"World have only two things: Things you can eat and things you no can eat.\"  -Quina Quen"
quoteArray[183]="\"Go do more Good, and look out for Bad! Willie know that Bad is always where you forget to look!\"  -Willie Trombone"
quoteArray[184]="\"Life's no fun without a good scare!\"  -Children of Halloween Town"
quoteArray[185]="\"There are some people who do not love their fellow man and I hate people like that!\"  -Tom Lehrer"
quoteArray[186]="\"I'm gonna' go grab a step-ladder so you can jump up my butt!\"  -Crow T. Robot"
quoteArray[187]="\"I... am... Torgo. I take... care of this place... while the Master is away...\"  -Torgo"
quoteArray[188]="\"Fingal, you are mine!\"  -Chairman of Novacorp, aka 'The Fat Man'"
quoteArray[189]="\"Your weapons have no effect on me!\"  -Prince of Space"
quoteArray[190]="\"He's very young...\"  -Annoying Japanese Kid in Invasion of the Neptune Men"
quoteArray[191]="\"Now yoo gunna' be da worm-face!\"  -Ugly Guy in Squirm"
quoteArray[192]="\"NO SPRINGS! (whistle)\"  -Coily the Spring Sprite"
quoteArray[193]="\"Everybody wants a rock to wind a piece of string around.\"  -They Might Be Giants"
quoteArray[194]="\"We can't be silent 'cuz they might be giants and what are we gonna' do unless they are?\"  -They Might Be Giants"
quoteArray[195]="\"You can't shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding.\"  -They Might Be Giants"
quoteArray[196]="\"For a good time, do not call me. I am dull.\"  -Writings on a Bathroom Stall"
quoteArray[197]="\"Who is more foolish? Those who believe what they cannot see, or those who get offended by what they do not believe?\"  -Anonymous"
quoteArray[198]="\"You smell like peanuts!\"  -Grandma Georgina"
quoteArray[199]="\"By the powers of naughtiness, I demand this particular drop of hot sauce to be really, REALLY HOT!!!\"  -Evil Drop of Hot Sauce in Spongebob SquarePants"
quoteArray[200]="\"What kind of worm doesn't love giant doughnuts made by masked wrestlers?\"  -The Flea"
quoteArray[201]="\"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--\"  -Last words of General John Sedgwic, Union Commander in the Civil War"
quoteArray[202]="\"Beware, Fame is a touchy broad.\"  -Sarah Scully"
quoteArray[203]="\"Scarecrows can't move, but they take what they can get.\"  -Todd Holt"
quoteArray[204]="\"It's the movies that have ruled America ever since their creation.\"  -Andy Warhol"

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